When I started blogging, I thought I was THE SHIT..Like super-star potential awesome…I hear this is a common symptom in the Generation Y age groups. But then I started reading other people’s blogs (OPB). And they make me sick with their talent, humor and amusing stories-yuck.
You down with OPB? Ya, You Know Me
This morning, Go Jules Go, granted 6 bloggers the Jafee award.
The Jafees! is given out to bloggers by bloggers. Jafee stands for “Jealous As F***” . This award symbolizes that someone out there-creepy blog readers like me– Are jealous of other bloggers ideas and talents.
I like it, its about time we are start sharing our resentful tendencies with one another. So instead of sitting here at my computer, thinking of how much I hate my favorite bloggers (because I’m just envious that I didn’t think of their ideas) I’ve decided to be the bigger person and let my favorite bloggers know that their talent pisses me off and to tone it down-give other people a chance to shine, god dammit.
Yea, so I think your pretty stellar. Go You.
I’m so jealous of Don.
Don is this guy that- I assume is pretty old- but he makes parenting look cool…Do you know how hard it is to make parenting look cool? The snot, the tantrums and the vomit…he makes it all look glamorous.
All his kids have these nifty nicknames…especially the one called “G$”. I’d give my left arm to be called “G$“. Secretly, I think hes the male, much older, version of me…He’s got ADD, talks trashy AND clearly likes to drink…definitely my type of blogger. Go ahead Don, keep being amazing, I dare ya.
Teeny Bikini is fucking hysterical. There is just no way other way to put it-the girl makes me pee my pants laughing. Her perspective on life and UN-matched sarcasm is enough to make any gal look mediocre. Every week, I wait by my email like a loser, ready for her next adventurous post- especially if it has to do with her RAD-Cat licking nipples. Girlfriend-you rock.
I’m pretty sure this is her 10th Jafee Award
3. Go Jules Go
Who isn’t jealous of Go Jules Go? She’s like the popular girl in high school that everybody wants to be. She’s blonde, funny AND can rock a stache better than any guy I know. When I first started my blogging journey less than 4 months ago, I frequently would visit Jule’s blog. This chick has like 5 husbands and has a dog named Uncle Jesse. Seriously- your perfect life makes me vomit.
Kenton Lewis is nothing but pure talent. He is always the first to post on WordPress’s The Daily Post and that just boils my blood. Most days, I have to do this thing…its called work… and can’t participate, but Kenton Lewis has his post written and perfected five minutes after the topic is released…What The Hell Kenton? Either this dude is a mind reader or he’s just that talented. Plus, his mom is 99 and he is a published author…I just can’t handle it.
Sara is a personal friend of mine from college. I knew her when she began her blog and have watched it take off into a huge success. Her restaurant reviews and connections with local spots in New Jersey is enough to make anybody cringe with envy. She gets free clothes from clothing boutiques AND free food. Plus, she is one of those skinny girls that will never get fat-no matter what she eats. UGH Annoying.
If your a blogger…spread the jealousy!! This award can be given to anyone-by anyone! Rules HERE.
What bloggers are so freaking annoyingly- awesome that you want to give them a Jafee?
That Girl Ryan 
You’re jealous of me, so that’s a good thing, almost a compliment. You did call me old, which, while true, is infuriating. Well, not infuriating, it makes my heart sad though, and that’s worse. You have a kid and a husband with the same name as you, so that’s pretty good stuff as well. We both agree that Jules makes us vomit and you’re semi-funny and sort of hot to an old married guy with three kids. I’m going to follow this stuff! Oh, and thanks for the Jafee! Damn you Byronic Man!
Don, being old just means your smarter, I think old ppl are pretty stellar, hence my nomination. And ya, my hubby’s name is ryan. It’s pretty funny. But at least ill never forget his name and get to say my glorious name all the time. I see it as keeping shit simple. Semi-funny?!?! pshhh, old man please…you must think semi because you don’t get my young humor. And, o hey, thanks for the follow, I’m honored 🙂
Thanks, Ryno! May I call you Ryno? We old peeps are smarter and stellar, aren’t we? Oh, and just for you, it’s “you’re” smarter. Lil’ pet peeve is all. ha!
Ryno…has a “ring” to it. I like. Thank you O-wise-one for your grammar lessons, I will keep that in mind as I blog on.
Ryno. I can be veeeery obnoxious. I’m aware of it, but not doing anything about it. I apologize in advance and look forward to being a blogging buddy.
No need for explanations (is that the correct way to use that sentence?) I am amused by your obnoxiousness. I intend to give it right back. Ya Dig Old Man? Let the buddy blogging begin…
Yay! I’m glad to see people embracing the Jafees! I was reasonably sure I’d spend a few weeks trying to goad people in to it and then giving up. Excellent list. I’ve never heard of this Jules person. I’ll have to check that out, despite her mustache.
What a great freaking idea…I mean seriously, how do you come up with this shit? Very excited to watch the Jafee awards take off…
Especially to see how many people are JAFEE about Jule’s Mustache…
Whatever happened to this? Why is it not a national phenomenon yet?
I dunno it’s a great idea. But someone who has a ton of followers needs to make this happen. Me and my 81 ain’t getting this concept anywhere
From one giggle enthusiast to another, THANK YOU! Wow. I kind of want my own life after reading this. I still haven’t recovered from my jealousy of The Byronic Man for thinking of this beautifully bitter award.
Don is like a thousand. I’m surprised he can keep track of his 8,000 kids.
Well deserved Jules!
Byronic Man is just too intelligent for us all-I’m not sure how we can keep up with his Byronic mind…I mean his name is Byronic…what does that even mean?
Don is a different breed of human. But I can’t blame him…If I was 1,000 years old after breeding 8,000 kids…well, we won’t go there…
Thanks for mentioning my blog and writing. I receive the Daily Prompt at 6:00 AM MT. I read it sip some coffee and start writing. It normally takes about an hour to write a page, find a photo, and do some very bad editing and proofing.
I assume everybody receives the prompt at the same time.
Nevertheless, once again thanks for the mention and reading.
Kenton Lewis
Exactly my point, your a fast writing genius and I’m jealous!
Great stuff, I really enjoy your writing!