I have a secret talent that I don’t share with many people, only those who are included in my most intimate circles and sometimes random taxi-cab drivers after a night of heavy drinking.
At the age of 17, I discovered that I was a professional..
Interpretive Car Dancer
What is interpretive Car Dancing?
It is a form of dancing a person does with only their upper body while driving a motor vehicle. It sounds dangerous and it is but that is why it’s an important talent. Only the best talents are dangerous. If you are a white girl like me and can’t bust a move on a regular dance floor you might just have a shot at becoming a professional interpretative car dancer. You won’t make any money or dance on a pole but you will definitely make a few friends on the highway: SEE Lesbian Cheesy Bread.
I video taped my interpretive dancing for you all to see my amazing moves.
*PLEASE DO NOT TRY THIS UNLESS YOU ARE A PROFESSIONAL CAR DANCER. You might crash into someone or worse, you might get pulled over by a cop.
Feel free to leave me comments on my skills.
That Girl Ryan 
I’m glad you made it wherever you were going safely. I think.
Yes,all in one piece. I cannot say the same for the squirrel
It’s amazing how fast you dance in the car too. And then how slow you do it. You have superhuman car dancing skills.
I know it’s amazing. It’s the only talent I have.
Uh I believe you forgot about your picture taking skills, Obama style, and also your ability to make gifs.
Your car dancing skills are some of the best I’ve seen. Was sorry to hear about the squirrel though. Totally cracked me up again, Girl Ryan.
Yea but he died for a good cause, he died so you could laugh ha! Lol thanks
I have some car dancing skills, but I feel like an amateur compared to the talent you showcased!! 🙂 Must work on my moves!!
It’s all in the torso…practice makes perfect 🙂 lol
Dude, your video skills are off the hook. That’s your second hidden talent- way to fit two for the price of one into this post! I too am an interpretive car white-girl dancer, but not nearly as cool as you are.
Hahha thanks dude. “Hollar to all them white ass bitches who car dance!” Interpretive car dancing is a ton of fun 🙂
Hahaha! Wait…were you in Denver on I-70 this morning? I’m sure I saw you. 🙂
Lol I’m everywhere. However this morning I was in New Jersey. I might have a doppelgänger