Interpretive Car Dancing

21 Feb


I have a secret talent that I don’t share with many people, only those who are included in my most intimate circles and sometimes random taxi-cab drivers after a night of heavy drinking.

At the age of 17, I discovered that I was a professional..

Interpretive Car Dancer

What is interpretive Car Dancing?

It is a form of dancing a person does with only their upper body while driving a motor vehicle. It sounds dangerous and it is but that is why it’s an important talent. Only the best talents are dangerous. If you are a white girl like me and can’t bust a move on a regular dance floor you might just have a shot at becoming a professional interpretative car dancer. You won’t make any money or dance on a pole but you will definitely make a few friends on the highway: SEE Lesbian Cheesy Bread.

I video taped my interpretive dancing for you all to see my amazing moves.

*PLEASE DO NOT TRY THIS UNLESS YOU ARE A PROFESSIONAL CAR DANCER. You might crash into someone or worse, you might get pulled over by a cop.

Feel free to leave me comments on my skills.

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13 Responses to “Interpretive Car Dancing”

  1. donofalltrades February 21, 2014 at 3:46 am #

    I’m glad you made it wherever you were going safely. I think.

    • rynolexson February 21, 2014 at 3:47 am #

      Yes,all in one piece. I cannot say the same for the squirrel

  2. bensbitterblog February 21, 2014 at 1:43 pm #

    It’s amazing how fast you dance in the car too. And then how slow you do it. You have superhuman car dancing skills.

    • rynolexson February 21, 2014 at 2:05 pm #

      I know it’s amazing. It’s the only talent I have.

      • bensbitterblog February 24, 2014 at 2:58 am #

        Uh I believe you forgot about your picture taking skills, Obama style, and also your ability to make gifs.

  3. findingninee February 21, 2014 at 2:02 pm #

    Your car dancing skills are some of the best I’ve seen. Was sorry to hear about the squirrel though. Totally cracked me up again, Girl Ryan.

    • rynolexson February 21, 2014 at 2:05 pm #

      Yea but he died for a good cause, he died so you could laugh ha! Lol thanks

  4. Real. Life. Parenting. February 21, 2014 at 5:08 pm #

    I have some car dancing skills, but I feel like an amateur compared to the talent you showcased!! 🙂 Must work on my moves!!

    • rynolexson February 21, 2014 at 5:09 pm #

      It’s all in the torso…practice makes perfect 🙂 lol

  5. Stephanie Sprenger February 21, 2014 at 9:49 pm #

    Dude, your video skills are off the hook. That’s your second hidden talent- way to fit two for the price of one into this post! I too am an interpretive car white-girl dancer, but not nearly as cool as you are.

    • rynolexson February 21, 2014 at 9:55 pm #

      Hahha thanks dude. “Hollar to all them white ass bitches who car dance!” Interpretive car dancing is a ton of fun 🙂

  6. jasteck February 22, 2014 at 12:35 am #

    Hahaha! Wait…were you in Denver on I-70 this morning? I’m sure I saw you. 🙂

    • rynolexson February 22, 2014 at 12:41 am #

      Lol I’m everywhere. However this morning I was in New Jersey. I might have a doppelgänger

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